
Try to imagine if every lake in Minnesota ran out of water - simultaneously, all drained in unison from top to bottom. Imagine the outcry. I don't think any of us can imagine the sense of apprehension and dread being felt by residents living from coastal Texas to Florida, 15 to 20 million Americans crowded onto the coast, waiting for some deep, dark, mysterious mess to wash ashore. Fear of the unknown - like some mythic monster lurking in the shadows, all residents from Brownsville to Key West can do is wait, wonder, and try to cope with America's worst natural disaster. Unlike Katrina or any other hurricane, there is no end-date, no finality in sight, no sign of a quick fix or magic solution. 50 days and counting, some alleged experts are predicting that relief wells may not relieve the pressure in the main well until early 2011, but frankly, it's the blind leading the blind. This has never happened before, at least not a mile underwater. Shooting golf balls into the well? Is that really the best we can do? It would seem like a bad SNL sketch if it wasn't tragically true.
According to oil man T. Boone Pickens on CNN last night there is no guarantee the relief well will even work. The 1979 blow-out in the Gulf of Mexico (off the coast of Mexico) went on for 290 days before the relief wells go results; and that well was only in 200 feet of water.
* Hooked on Gadgets, and Paying a Mental Price. Yes, this New York Times article hit a nerve. It got me off my butt and made me take a long, hard look at how "connected" I've become. I get jittery when I can't access e-mail, go through withdrawl pangs when the 'net is unavailable. Not healthy. Gadgets were supposed to set us free - but they've just given us new ways to become digitally enslaved.
A Multitasking Machine (print column)
"The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers," wrote Sydney J. Harris. Monday's New York Times had an eye-opening story about computers and our dwindling attention spans. The average person receives 4,000 messages/day; we check e-mail or change programs 37 times/hour, consume 12 hours of media every day. The forecast calls for stress, trouble focusing and short-term memory challenges as we surf a tidal wave of data, trying (often in vain) to extract a few nuggets of wisdom. It seems that "plugging in to the 'net" is a drug for many of us. We need our information fix, but grazing multiple screens makes it harder to focus on what really matters in our lives. "Hi, my name is Paul, I'm addicted to my iLife." Hi Paul. I see it in my own life; if new stimuli doesn't arrive within 15 seconds my mind wanders, I'm easily distracted. I just wish my mouth had a backspace key. Ugh. The antidote? Unplugging. Disconnecting.
Good luck. Let's keep in touch (via snail-mail ok?)
Enjoy a little fleeting sun; strong T-storms rumble into town by Thursday. A front stalls nearby, keeping us soggy from Friday into Monday. Sorry.
After a reasonable, lukewarm Monday our sky sours today, between a weak storm passing off to our south, and a weak frontal system approaching from the Dakotas, scattered showers, even a heavier thunderstorm, are possible anytime today, temperatures holding in the low 70s with considerable cloud cover, a few hours of rain possible.
Wednesday still looks like the sunniest, driest (nicest) day of the week, afternoon highs surging well into the 70s to near 80 - humidity levels low and quite comfortable. A surge of warm, sticky air direct from the bayous of Louisiana will leave us sweating it out by the end of the week, dew points rising into the 60s, afternoon highs poking into the low 80s (if there is any sun at all, which seems likely). With the added "juice", instability and wind shear (changing wind direction/speed with altitude) the potential for a few isolated severe storms will increase from late Thursday into Saturday. Not sure if we'll see a widespread severe weather outbreak, but warm fronts in June tend to focus upward motion - I could see some minor flooding, small hail and damaging wind gusts late in the week. We're due - we have yet to see a tornado touchdown this year in Minnesota (although a funnel cloud was spotted near Lonsdale last Tuesday). The second warmest spring in Minnesota history has also been remarkably quiet on the severe weather front. No complaints here - but the atmosphere has an uncanny ability to compensate, unusually quiet weather is USUALLY followed by outbreaks of unusually severe weather. My hunch is that we'll be making up for lost time (in terms of severe weather) in the coming weeks.

June is the most severe month of the year, on average Minnesota sees 9 tornadoes every June, about a third of all Minnesota tornado touchdowns take place in June, according to NWS records dating back to 1950. June is also the wettest month of the year, on average, with just over 4" of rain in a typical year. Attention all June brides (and over-stressed parents planning grad parties): this is the worst month of the year for an outdoor ceremony. Do yourself (and your guests) a favor: rent the tent!














Paul's Conservation MN Outlook for the Twin Cities and all of Minnesota
Today: Mostly cloudy, a few showers likely, even a clap of thunder. Winds: SE 10-20. High: 72
Tuesday night: Showers taper, still damp. Low: 58
Wednesday: Plenty of sun - nicest, driest day of the week? High: 78
Thursday: More clouds, more humidity - best chance of T-storms Thursday night. High: near 80
Friday: Unsettled with a little hazy sun, risk of a T-storm or two, possibly strong/severe. High: 83
Saturday: Feels like mid summer. Windy and almost hot with hazy sun - T-storms over far northern/western MN. High: 87
Sunday: Cloudier and cooler with showers. High: 78
Monday: Front stalls, a wave of low pressure may produce a period of steadier rain. High: 75
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